December 2011
I love a man who can appreciate a curvier girl....
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
Reblog this and see what you get.
livelovefangirling:
1: You’re ugly. 2: I hate your tumblr. 3: I love your tumblr. 4: You’re my Tumblr crush. 5: Your Tumblr is amazing. 6: You’re hot. 7: You’re gorgeous. 8: You’re pretty. 9: I want your number. 10: I’m on your blog often.
That moment when anyone asks "What time is it?"...
theopengrave:
every. single. time.
READ THIS.
tumblrrmokong:
My exact reaction to this:
Wearing new shoes for the first time →
wowfunniestposts:
What I feel like:
What I actually look like:
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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
“The sky used to be the limit, and it’s not anymore. It’s about 200 feet, and...”
– Brandon Flowers (via ohhhhmarkiloosecontrol)
me: mum, i'm so in love with my boyfriend
mum: really? i can't wait to meet him
me: me too
What normal people do during winter break:
What I do:
