February 2012
When girls walk with their butt sticking out and... →
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The sound that I just made was not human. omg, I’m dying…
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God Answers.
Me: I feel so ugly, fat, and worthless..
God: You're beautiful, the perfect size, and you mean everything to me.
Me: I'm just so worried, and I can't sleep.. I'm exhausted.
God: Give me all your problems, and I will give you rest.
Me: I'm dirty, rotten, and I'll never be able to fix my mistakes.
God: I forgive you, I accept you. Come, I will give you freedom from your past!
Me: I can't do this anymore! My heart is broken.. I give up.
God: Hand me every piece of your heart, and I promise I will fix it.
Me: Nobody ever notices me.. I just wish someone cared.
God: I notice everything, and nobody will ever care about you like I do.
Me: Nobody loves me, and they never will!
God: I died for you, and have loved you with an everlasting love.
When you're in class after watching a movie and... →
leilockheart:
wowfunniestposts:
You’ll never find a blog funnier than this
Watchmeridith4132:
duchesscloverly:
First of Max’s scenes in On My Way
COUGH SYRUP. YES.
D: no
welcome to my silly life...: Let's reblog with... →
blaineandersons:
distanciation:
ohblainers:
cracktastic:
adagioforpoe:
zcatz:
I’m looking forward to living in New York as a child psychologist/psychiatrist eventually.
building my creative empire, and settling down in germany when i’m older.
one day…
Going to California for the first time in a little less than 3 months (asdfghjkl), graduating from my psychology major in...
i would do my homework but... →
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im a bit busy
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“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk...”
– Amelia Pond (via creepit-real)
“The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.”
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